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"Oh, that won't work," replies the blonde. "I'm not the mother -- I'm the aunt."
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Google Master Plan - Did you ever think about this?
Most people, included me and myself, think of movies like this one for people who is just a bit to much paranoid. And to be quite honest, that is partially true. But that doesn't need to mean we can't Watch the darn thing and make up some thoughts about it.
Personally I like this movie because of the thrilling experience watching the great animations telling us how evil Google actually can be if somebody up there in the top of the building is having a bad day.
Because. Consider it. You are using your computer just about every day. Of course you are using the great browser called Chrome, created by Google. Yeah sure, why not give Google information about just everything we do online. They will, after all, be able to provide us with a better online experience using that information.
You have that tablet or phone laying around, all the time? Using it doing all kind of stuff. Most likely it's running Android, a tablet and phone operation system created by Google itself? And even with a built in GPS an that thing it sure is important to tell Google what apps you're using, where you are at all times and so on...
It's quite fascinating actually, knowing how much Google knows about us. I normally say that the tax department even knows when I last took a piss based on the amount of water running through the pipes at that current time.
Well. Google could potentially know how well I slept last night, what the first thing I did in the morning was, when did I go to work, which route did I choose driving? When did I arrive? Did I stop by the store? What did I buy? There's just no limit. I'm sure Google knows more about what I've done the last week than what I know myself.
But who cares. Don't be evil, Google says. Do you trust it?
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