Random joke - Just for fun

  • A brunette, a red-head and a blonde were in jail when they decided to break out. The girls broke out and the brunette said, "Let's hide in that barn, they'll never find us." So they climed up the ladder and then the blonde threw it down. The next morning, the cops said, "Come out with your hands in the air!" The red-head said, "Hide in those baskets, they'll never find us!" So the Brunette got in the first one, the red-head got in the second one and the blonde got in the third one. Meanwhile, the cops were getting a ladder set up and trying to get up there. Once they got up, the seargent ordered them to kick the baskets. So the cop kicked the first one: "RUFF." "It's just a damn dog!" yelled the cop. The cop kicked the next one: "MEOW." "It's just a damn cat," yelled the cop. The cop kicked the next basket and the blonde yelled, "POTATOES!"

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  • Did you know swimming in a public pool, an average person takes in no more than 1,5 liters of urin? Didn't think so... Well. Have a great swim later today.

Mr Bean in the cinema - watching a horror movie

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Watching horror movies may not be for everyone. For some reason I guess, some people just don't like them crazy scary shitty movies. Yeah. You guessed it. I don't like horror movies. I don't watch horror movies. I don't even talk about horror movies. Neeh. I hate horror movies. Even better when finding a girlfriend who loves horror movies, now that is just not any good combination. Hey, lets watch a movie tonight... Yeah sure... Well. I guess out lovely Mr Bean is acting i bit like me when it comes to the scary ones. Enjoy Mr Bean for a couple of minutes and have a great laugh.