A gorilla walks into a bar and says, "A scotch on the rocks, please." The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill.
The bartender thinks to himself, "This gorilla doesn't know the prices of drinks," and gives him 15 cents change.
The bartender says, "You know, we don't get too many gorillas in here."
The gorilla replies, "Well, at $9.85 a drink, I ain't coming back, either."
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A toaster uses almost half as much energy as a full-sized oven.
Watching horror movies may not be for everyone. For some reason I guess, some people just don't like them crazy scary shitty movies. Yeah. You guessed it. I don't like horror movies. I don't watch horror movies. I don't even talk about horror movies. Neeh. I hate horror movies. Even better when finding a girlfriend who loves horror movies, now that is just not any good combination. Hey, lets watch a movie tonight... Yeah sure... Well. I guess out lovely Mr Bean is acting i bit like me when it comes to the scary ones. Enjoy Mr Bean for a couple of minutes and have a great laugh.