Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
"Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?" she asks.
The shepherd agrees. She blurts out, "352!"
The shepherd is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.
"I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!"
"Hey lady," says the shepherd. "If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"
We love fun facts
Did you know swimming in a public pool, an average person takes in no more than 1,5 liters of urin? Didn't think so... Well. Have a great swim later today.
How do you make your sandwiches? Learn from Mr. Bean
Dude, today we are talking last day of February 2017. That means, it's the 28th. That sounds like a good day to make some great sandwiches, don't you think? Well, there's many ways to get something like that done. Why don't you sit back and learn something about how to make sandwiches in this great piece of work with Mr. Bean? :-P