A blonde was swerving all over the road so she got pulled over by a cop.
The cop asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"
The blonde said, "I'm sorry, sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me, and I can't seem to get away from it!"
The cop told her, "Lady, that's your air freshener."
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It's Annoying Orange time - Toe-May-Toe (season 1 episode 3)
It most certainly is time for some annoying orange again at Fancymovies.com, going ahead with the third episode ever created - Toe-May-Toe. Today it's the poor
tomato's turn to finally meet the greatest orange of all time. Check out the movie, find out how tomatoes and annoying oranges goes together in the kitchen.
By the way, when we are talking about tomates:
Did you know the italian word for tomato is pomodoro? It translates to golden apple.
The tomato is NOT a vegetable. It's a fruit. Just a bit like the strawberry, which also is a fruit.
The tomato is not metioned anywhere in the bible.
Most people think tomates are red. They do actually come in many different colors. To be more exact: pink, purple, black, yellow and white. (and yeah, red of course).
Watch and enjoy.
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