Random joke - Just for fun

• Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road. "Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?" she asks. The shepherd agrees. She blurts out, "352!" The shepherd is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep. "I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!" "Hey lady," says the shepherd. "If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"

• Dude, watch another movie to get another some kind of funny joke. We pick up a random joke each time...